Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Just Another one of those days in our Hazzard County beware of snakes when pickin tall cotton

So got up at 07:30 with a headache like the size of a watermelon, so laid back down but with things to do got back up, turned on the hardware and found computers were down. Obviously a real problem. Some low tech engineering all is back , except for the studio computer which will be back up when we get re hooked to the cyber highway come early November. Looking back on telcos, Miss Tizzdale of Hazzard with the Hazzard telephone exchange got things done faster. Course there weren't no Internet in or near Hazzard until mind 1997 even then it was just about dial up speed. Ain't too far from that now. Maybe with the high tech gizmos of CenturyLink that will get better.
Okay so once I got back online saw dear sweet Marie Antonette from Twin Falls was sniffing around our fb page again having to do with AyreWolffm.  Then got an inquiry from some seatcover from Twin Falls that works at Subaru of Twin Falls. Says she's interested. Trouble is few of these seatcovers ever show up, the ones that do high tail it out of here once they see the Wendell studio is at the Rode House here and even if they do come in don't return when they find they'll be working for a air combat pilots/MC , that isn't one that wears suits and ties and is a bit more crude and anti-establishment. So then got to watching an episode of the Dukes-of-Hazzard, on one of Tracey Dukes pages. Now if that ain't the top of the cake this might be. College males in the immediate Twin Falls area. Be careful of Cougars that don't have 4 legs. One has to be cautious , some offer something up front, yet when they learn your a serious Marine Aviation Pilot reassigned to the civilian world and more male than they realized the offer gets changed. Oh yes lets be friends, guess some can't handle real men of the late 50 laps of life.
Okay, then things are getting better. Marie Antonette showed and her fb pic does not do her justice. She is good looking well involved with a sig male, meaning my Shelly has nothing to worry about, and Marie has connections, and really great legs. So between Sugar and Marie we are gaining a crew. 
The only bad thing that is still, is getting CenturyLink up and going so we can get to our online gig, and me over to Twin Falls with the paper work for the Buhl studio. 
Sorry Teressa you missed the chance but I'm a real male.
TTYLY

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

My what a long tail the putty tat has, Despite the it wont happen attitude of many HazzardAyre continues to prosper

In 2009 just at a time when the WolfPack lost our studio to a greedy crook in Gooding Idaho, several of my people came over to Bliss Idaho where I was living and said, that it was impossible to do what we are doing, and that I ought to give it up. In early 2013 Charlie's wife Jennifer said the same thing and threw in the road blocks to thwart our advancement. Then a miracle happened, a TV engineer guy who rode a bike got into the mix, got us set up with Livestream.com and I ain't looked back since. 
Now today looking at a place that will enable us to go XM, and so on, its my what a long tail the putty cat got. Got a PM on Fb from some gal in Twin Falls who always says she's interested in being an on air, yet never travels over to have a sit down. All too many are like that. Even if they do show working for a air combat veteran/biker club is a bit in Yes I can remember the nay sayers that tried to silence the howl of the Wolf. And for a year or two they did, until HazzardAyre was born in mid 2012 and became the champion it is today. The networks name comes from Hazzard County Radio combined with AyreWolfFM that combination becomes HazzardAyre. We are the rebel station of the mountain west, we were the first online station for military aviation enthusiasts , long before there was a Warbird Radio. And even though many others have faded, HazzardAyre is still pumping iron. 
Today caught an email from our carrier for our online station telling me that Amazon.com is contracting with us to be Amazon.com's exclusive on demand station . Yes Syerd and all who said to quit and just go tow, we stayed with it and now see what's happening. Now just got to get CenturyLink to get it all back online.
TTYLY

Monday, October 16, 2017

An afternoon delyte, more like a evening defright

Can I just stay asleep? Nope, springs coming through mattress makes back hurt. Wish I could have since today has been one of THOSE days. The lady from Hollister Idaho, texts me saying her disability income would not allow two renters. Really? That she'll keep me in mind should something change. Okay fine. I'm not really worried anymore since I have my sweet little house. Guess God needs me to stay here. Should have known what's advertised in the Sooper Ad's of Twin Falls, is never what the deal really is. Pretty much goes for most of these kinds of things. The one thing that we at AyreWolfFM/HazzardAyre Radio stands for is truth and integrity. Want to advertise on our stations or networks? You better check out, or your ad is pulled and tossed. No matter how much money your paying us. 
I knew today was going to be a bad day anyway. Woke up and needed milk and grub. So scooted down to Simerly's here. First, found still the Kelloggs Chips I like are still not in. Could they have went the way of DewShine? Needs more investigation. Bummer number 1. Then saw my tire on Silver near flat, so ran over to John's. James changed the tire, but I get a tire call out on I-84 near Tuttle. So I go, just about done, the damn jack handle I left down, the truck moved down came truck, causing jack handle to fly up, hit me in the jaw, so with rag, and all went up to my dentist. They got me right in, gave me a muscle relaxer, pulled two teeth, and sent me home with pain killers and a prescription for more. Trouble is no money for pain killers. Had just enough in pocket from the tire change for a 5th of Jack, and Skoal. That along with my Goody's Headache powders, I'll be okay.
So then started looking at my fb page.
Apparently there was a rumor going around good ole Etown, that me and my Shelly broke up. As a result, most of the none wedded near poverty women in Etown, wants to get all snuggly with the old Wolf here. Trouble is the old Wolf here no longer resides in Etown. And not in a big rush to return. About the furthest east this old high octane canine is going is Montpelier Idaho. Only reason for that location is I have kin folk there. That being said as bad as it is and as much as I have a grumpy landlord, I have my sweet little house and until some WAY Better comes along I'm where I am. I also think that may, and I say MAY have been why the gal in Hollister bagged on me. She found that I'm engaged to Shelly, and as such, no kinky was going to happen and said to herself no dinky, no renty. Nuff said.
Any mile, my jaw prevented me from really going all full throttle on air today, sorry about that, in time Sugar will be here and able to sub for me on days like today, but it seems or is that seams? That her young'ns are down with the flu, and that means she'll get it, and that means eventually I'll get it. 
On Sugar, I really like her. Now she's not no super model, and I really didn't want one of those anyway. Looks are good, but only due to us doing our morning gig that will be uploaded to RFDTV come April. Sugar has both good looks and a slight tom boyish attitude that I like. Not quite a Gretchen Wilson(who could be better than Gretchen?) but enough to ride side with the old Wolf here on air.
BTW ya'll I'm doing this one handed today, since I have a kerchef filled with ice on one side of my face trying to keep my jaw from hurting. The pain meds are wearing off and can't take anymore for another couple of hours. 
I'll be here be on here after midnight, been doing on air tracks all day, mostly running older episodes. 
TTYLY

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Of course there is the factor of the neighborhood I bed down at and improper advancement of technology

Of all the great strides in advancement in Twin Falls Idaho, the outback areas of the valley just have not or are very slowly making infrastructure improvements. Internet bandwidth has not been one of them. 
If you want extreme flow or bandwidth, it's Cable-One or the cable companies. Cable-One is kick ass Internet, problem is, for that extra horsepower you have to pay for it and dig deep for the rate, usually in the $500.00 to $600.00 a month range. Which isn't so bad except when they hit you with a bill for at minimum 3 months in advance down payment. 3 months equals $1,500.00 which they do not tell you about. Sure you can hold em to the agreement in the contract, but that contract suprisingly gets deleted once you digi sign it, unless you do as I did, take a screen shot of it, and enhance it via your photo editing program. 
When it comes to firms like SafeLink, Filer Mutual you can only get that if your house can look at their towers, above the trees. Or your stuck with the phone company, aka CenturyLink. Now I have had both good and bad experiences with CenturyLink, Here in this area and Ogden Utah, crappy. In Bountiful Utah it was hammer down at dang near 200mbps down and at minimum 75 mbps up. Back to Evanston Wyoming, CenturyLink, maybe 5 down much less up. But Evanston Wyoming has a better gig, AllWest. Sure they have their off days, but overall I was not without service even once there. Why? First I had a great account manager, and a team at AllWest that even if our money flow was slow, would keep me and HazzardAyre and all on the air. Even if I had to at times break it up with partial payments. This is something Cable-One wasn't willing to do. 
Of course Internet bandwidth horsepower can be hurt by the neighborhood you live in, the conditions of the lines running to it. In my neighborhood, I know there is someone siphoning off my horsepower. How do I know? I have studied this, School hours, overnight real late and Sunday between the hours of 11:00AM to about the time Church lets out, solid speed on the Internet.  Outside of those hours, Internet is super slow, to none existent. Last week one of CenturyLink's more intelligent techs showed up here, did some testing, found constant errors did a trace found a tapped line. Cut that off and for a few days speed improved, wouldn't be suprized if the line has been tapped once again. This wouldn't be so bad if we as a radio station/network wasn't loosing money at the rate of $500.00 an hour since September 24th. Or if I would see or be seeing more from the tech gurus from CenturyLink getting at installing the fiber optic that is promised. Yet outside of one guy poking in his head and saying he needed me to get a piece of plywood, I ain't seeing nothing. I'm getting to thinking, maybe paying off the $1,500.00 to Cable-One might have and still could be the plan. Oh and that free months comp Internet? I got a bill 
Damn near $300.00 where's the free part? There ought to be laws that mandate that all telcos and such including cable systems that supply Internet, have to tell the entire truth. Not just a fraction of the truth with hidden or obscure terms. 
Will report to you what hammers on CenturyLink and all next week.
Days like today, makes me wish I'd have stayed in Evanston. Oh one more think, remember the hot legs from Evanston, named Andrea? Seems that they guy she was seeing turned out to be Mr. Asshole. Seems Andrea is homeless. Hey I offered she refused, Hey I got my Shelly.
TTYLY

Of the foot fetish variety, to date there is no record that has been set, yet

Okay I'll admit it, it is goofy and perhaps a bit perverse, but feet and toes in nylons have always attracted me. Most young boys, before the idea of anything sexual or physical, have wondered at those toes in hose from about kindergarten age. After all what else are you looking at when sitting on the floor as the teacher did story time or read to you? I always had two amongst many questions, and it hasn't changed either. But why is it that at the knee of a woman wearing good nylons that there is a circle over her knee the exact size of a 50 cent piece? Why not a quarter, Silver dollar or a dime? Why a 50 cent piece? Why is it that nylon stockings are slightly thicker than pantyhose? If there's elastic holding up the stockings at thigh high, why is it that there is a need for a garter band or straps? 
These were my questions, along with the fact that I wondered why the white stockings of say a nurse, felt different than say taupe stockings? Of course and then school districts, and MY parents didn't take it so seriously, but my introduction to anything sexual, although not in the penetration area but the sniffing feeling and ejaculation, discoveries were to happen at a time in My 6th Grade at Crestview Elementry school in Layton Utah. See there was a teacher named Miss Jensen, who taught 4th grade, but gave me remedial help on my math studies. Help she did, she wore these stockings that had a black seam up the back her toes and legs always smelled good, and so one eve she gave me a ride home, we did small talk and I'll let you conceive what happened next. I was hooked on women in nylons.
By the time I got to Hazzard High School in Hazzard Idaho, there was a grammer/English teacher there named Mrs. Brailsford, who at the time(don't know about now) but at the time she had the finest set of legs at Hazzard High, followed by Mrs. Varin . In both cases I made a point of being as close as I could to both. Of course having Senior girls at school tease me with this, sunk the hook even deeper. Jeri Omahandra, Becky Tupper, and Lora Sandy made sure stockings well worn were hanging in my locker at school and so on, right up to the point, Indian Rick had named me the Pantyhose Kid, and put it on a huge billboard at Addison and Washington in Twin Falls. Now there are some that would be disgusted and insulted about this; not me. I figured how can I make money out of this? By the late 1970's the word Wrecker was relaced by tow truck. A word that sounded like toe but spelled different. Of course then came Hazzard County and of course Daisy Duke. Who because of censorship had to wear nylons with those famous shorts. Television couldn't have handed me a better marketing tool while I personally explored my fascination with all things feet and toes in nylons. 
The idea started on a recovery trip to western Wyoming, with a limo from Hazzard on back of LexiBelle. Bro and I stayed over in Morgan Utah. I saw an ad in the phone book with the tag, " we don't want your arms and legs, just your towes" Then wouldn't you know it a few weeks later saw an ad where some plumbing guy in Boise Idaho unplugged the shitter at some old gals house in snob hill Boise. Here she sat in a black marbled all mirrored, gold fixtured indoor outhouse, and drinking  wine, the plumber guy kissed the lady's hand , tag went; "we treat all out customers like royalty" few weeks later saw the Disney flick Cinderella where the prince puts on Cinderella the glass heel shoe. The ingrediants were there so I put that together where I kissed a look alike Daisy being rescued by Cooter(me) and he kissing her toes and us saying we just love Towes. Later I respelled it TOEWS from a suggestion from Emme Lou. The rest as they say is history, except both Nurse GoodBody and Emme Lou said , why not stage a thing where I kissed a woman's toes in nylon hose to set a Guiness World Record, since even to today, there is no record of it. Very basic concept being, getting some free TV and news print ink, for both my towing company as well as the Radio station/Network. 
Watch here and tune in for more details on the project.
See ya'll on the radio, as for now headed to Church.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Take me out God I've enough of this game.

Have you ever Googled the inquiry on how to commit suicide? You get lots of sites to prevent doing it, but what about flat just pulling the plug? Considering I'm very serious about possibly doing that, since I'm facing being homeless, so I Googled, I want to die now, How do I commit suicide? Know what? No such information. 
I made the move from Evanston Wyoming, mostly because to reunite with my beloved Shelly, who could not connect well in Evanston, here to Wendell Idaho. Wendell was not my first choice. I first saw a bar / apartment in Richfield Idaho, for $700.00 a month. The reason I looked at that is simply that the bar COULD make at least the rent back. Add my towing service and the Knyte's radio station there, it was money on the money tree. But it got took two days after I called on it. Okay, so this little house, not apartment, but a whole house, in Wendell for $500.00 a month. I can live with this I thought. So here I came and got into it. Two days after I got here some seatcover named Mylinda comes over after reading one of our poster girl ads on FB. Okay here's a good sign I thought. So worked that for a month. Nothing came out of it except I was $200.00 poorer, which should have went to rent. Okay, Dom, my landlord was tweaked, but let me stay on. Thought I had it in the bag but some oversized gal in Burley was interested in helping with the radio gig and facing loosing Cable-One, I went on a fools chase on getting a place over there. One problem , the General JaXson was really hurting and couldn't get over there to fill out paperwork. Okay, in amongst that paid the big gal's rent of $100.00 . But that was enough to put Dom, into a frenzzy. Told Dom, I'd pay him $650.00 a month with the extra $100.00 or so going on back rents. No problem. Then came the General JaXson's tranny, giving up. It runs, just not that far and wont shift. Plus leakes oil. So found a Saturn for $300.00 down, $300.00 a month. But could only do $300.00 of the rent, and with scrapping the General, another $100.00 , nope Dom said by the 11th or your out. 
With that everything going with the club, from poster girls to radio station I put on hold. 
Sure the Club members would like to help, but most of them are deployed the rest are broke, and Club money is in hiatus until the audit, following our elections from mid year this year. So no help there. 
So again, how does one commit suicide? Cause as it says, God take me out cause I've had enough of the life game. And why not? I have done everything, and many things many people only dream of. My LexiBelle is 350 miles away, no shop to take my mind off everything, plus at least a shop would give me shelter. Barely Internet, no TV, It just keeps getting worse. 
Got a few things to go on, but I'm very worried, if its death or being homeless, I'd rather be dead.
So again; How do you commit suicide? 
L8R Maybe>?

Saturday, October 7, 2017

AyreWolfFM is not your usual radio station or network We proudly are the Wolvez in amongst the Sheep

As I get into this , this overnight hour, felt I had some defining to do here. 
Our tiny, but growing radio network and specialty radio production company is not your usual radio station , network or show. We are not that tame, religious biased station you normally tune into nor are we the mindless, just play music computerized station. Ours is LIVE or as LIVE as it can be. 
I have been asked, critisized and condemned radio media owner on all of this foot , feet, toe, leg thing. Understand this; When the radio gig was conceived it was to be and still is; the radio voice of the American Towing Professional. Hence the official FCC call letters, KTOW. The first time that the need came for making sure that someone pronounced the call letters right was from legendary radio host and personality Bill Mack. He was the Midnight Cowboy, on WBAP out of Dallas Texas. When I got some station liners and intros from then the Overdrive Top Ten Countdown show, he kept pronouncing the call letter as Kay Tow or ryming it with cow, not toe. So I had to spell it as KTOW(toe) so he'd say it right. This started the thing. When KTOW was created we as an organization aka the Hazzard County Knytes, being based on all things Dukes-of-Hazzard, the thing was well leggy, hence Daisy Duke 
Leggy was the thing that was in. So with a radio station going as KTOW or KAY-TOW(toe) showing women's feet and TOES and legs was a requirement. 
As such every new hire is looked at as does she have sexy toes, will she or does she wear nylons, and would she pose in her stockings for the ultimate toew smooch 
 as our Nurse GoodBody who got that name since at the time she was into behavorial medicine as a nurse. That and she looked like Nurse GoodBody from HeeHaw. 
 hey you be the judge, This is our Erin, Nurse GoodBody 
 So leggy is in here. While radio is not visual its audio, still in time we are going visual as well on HazzardAyre TV, which means visual along with audio. Plus it helps to have eye candy at LIVE remotes and promotions for the station.  Okay then:
The fact that we started as a platform for us in towing since no one at the time and fewer since have even done justice to our industry, at the time the mid 70's early 1980's there were about maybe 4 or 5 radio shows for truckers, but none addressed us in towing. What a shame we thought, so we did it. The original show was called Heavy Hooker Radio, but people never could seperate and still can't the idea that the words Heavy Hooker meant big rig tow truck, rather than a heavy or fat lot lizard so we wittled it down to Highway Hooker Radio. Remember here AyreWolfFM didn't come into being until 2002. Up to that time it was all heavy over the road hauling trucker, toewer, and biker radio. However that changed in 2001. When after several years assigned to and proud to be part of the VMA214 BlackSheep, (yes they are real 
 I was assigned training duty as a joint training mission at Hill Air Force Base Utah. One evening a few of us fly guys were at the NCO Club, and talking shop and smack and one of my trainers Kent Nielson, said lets do a radio station and a program for us who fly in military gigs. So we located a place in downtown Layton Utah, set up shop, and one late night was looking at official call letters. At first I wanted KWLF or Kay-Wolf, problem was that is assigned to a station in Alaska. We eventually had to settle for KAFR or Armed Forces Radio. Which later we sold for a bunch of green to get another station near Pocatello Idaho. But during the search for something Wolf, I stumbled upon a operation out of Nashville Tennessee, called WolfFM.com ran by a blind man in a wheelchair on a third floor apartment. We figured if he could do it certainly we could. This was in the early days of streaming radio. But this pushed us even harder. With a on demand streaming station required employees since we were training and doing military service flying. So we put out the word for employees, especially women. A talent company, and you got to laugh at this, since this could only happen to us, but this talent company out of Provo Utah sent us up some potential on air gals. One just happened to be one of the Sister Wives, of that John what's his name polygamist , I'd never ran into that before. Never knew what happened to her, but talk about a knock out hot blonde with legs, whew. Any mile we were running the show as simply BlackSheep Flying Radio. However in 2005 after I decided to go everything AyreWolf(airwolf) we reassigned the name of our vintage military aviation organization the name AyreWolvez. So it just made sense to go AyreWolfFM. The first real studio of AyreWolfFM, was in an apartment in Centerville Utah in what is called low cost housing. Management of the place didn't care and so it went. Funny those female applicants didn't have a problem with doing radio in a residence. Any mile, we hit the air with AyreWolfFM in July 2005 and it really took off. By mid 2006 the Hazzard County Knytes was undergoing a legal situation in recovering money invested in an annuity and the collapse of the Flying J empire. That suit is still going on. Any flyte, I bounced around and landed in Heyburn Idaho. Then to Pocatello, where I got conned by a salesman and manager of a TV station there. However it was the first time, I had played in Television, so I did up what started as a half hour once a week thing on Vision!12 the Cable access channel there. Suddenly Vision!12 was getting viewers. So we added several others of our network radio shows done both radio and TV together. For 4 days and 3 hours each our media projects were running. Then I read online and saw where there was needed apprentices for a nuke power plant near Hammett/Mountain Home Idaho. It turned out, that was a fraud, but no station for the area, so we fired up a tower near King Hill Idaho. Then the financial crisis hit, the guy who owned the duplex where I was living lost all his money and due to a turf war there it was time for me to vacate. At about this point, the idea to reimage the organization was on the table to take what we were as things Hazzard County into a more urban rather than rural image. God has a way of showing you things. One snowy night in 2008 , the high council of the Knytes and I were sitting in Glenn's Ferry Idaho. A TV show called Son's of Anarchy came on. Our thoughts were, truckers/bikers. So with a majority Mayhem vote, We re titled our group, the Knytes-of-Anarchy, that hurt us since there were copyright problems at first but that got solved, with a meeting with Kurt Sutter writer, producer of SOA. Fast forward to 2009, studio in Gooding, talent search and in came Nurse GoodBody. That op, would have lasted since Erin had brought in a bunch of talent, except the United States Postal Service for some odd reason could not deliver mail to us. No mail, no club money. Couldn't pay the rent, so one night expecting to return for a big show, the asshole who owned the office space locked us out, changed the damn door lock. At the time I had , had it. I went into seclusion until a friend got me into a living place in Buhl. As I was just going to bed and missing radio, tried to come up with something to mix all things Hazzard County, and all things air. When out of nowhere I got struck, the name? HazzardAyre. And so it became, our network, our show everything became HazzardAyre. In 2013 a friend from Lake Tahoe Nevada introduced me to a service called Livestream.com . We are still there, for 3 to 4 hours a week, plus the other 10 show networks we have there. Then on a feed for news in 2014 found Spreaker.com and are there LIVE overnight. However we plan on going 24/7 there once we have enough people to run it. After all I still am in towing, what am I to do if I get a tow call while doing the show? Shut down the station ? So a co-anchor is needed. Plus I'm getting older, I need my sleep, and I need to eat and potty sometime as well as being able to take time off. Thus we are in a talent search mode. But don't thing as the recruitment thing is just for on air women. Nope, in time once 4 of those are found we'll need equipment tech's or engineers, program writers, news writers and producers. And so on , right down to ad sales people. 
HazzardAyre/AyreWolfFM is growing, we need people, quality people and we're ready to pay them well. 
AyreWolfFM is not your usual radio station/network/show, we are truly the Wolvez in amongst the sheep, the sheep are worried and agitated, we are the radical rebel radio never heard since KTOW signed off in 1984 and is about to re-ignite in May 2018 from a state of the art facility in Buhl Idaho. 
TTYLY